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 Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:32 pm |
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Round One
Summary:-
He won and will play in Round Two
Report on Round Two shall follow in due course |
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| Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:28 am |
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| VimVanBB |
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 There appears to be a current phenomenon of just "gieing up when getting thrashed!" within the spoilt wee tossers competition. Hopefully Andy "ABE" Murray wont be affected.
I used to live next door to Elena Baltacha when she was a wee ging-ger with a letham accent. Nice mum tho.  |
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| Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 11:55 am |
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Indeed, they do appear to drop like flies when their opponent is 2 sets to the good. 
I bet she had a nice 'mum'. Was it also ginger? Oh sorry, you meant her mother.  I thought that was a Letham synonym (is it a synonym) for, you know. You know.
New balls please... |
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| Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:46 pm |
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Gaffy is on leave 
To end on an exciting note I'm looking forward to seeing twinkle toes sweet cheeks and nimble left foot vimvan on the same pitch in Perth gym in Feb.  |
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| Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:16 pm |
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I am on leave, thanks for asking. Mailer, please don't build this up, I fear you will only be disappointed. My twinkle has long since faded.  But could be interesting with a couple of lefties making a return.
Anyway, I see what you're doing here, building us up to try and get us all that interested way in coming along for various and random injuries to occur. You know it works. Drat! |
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| Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:57 pm |
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| VimVanBB |
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 very very very tall blonde!
They used to practice tennis in my scheme like the fit family Berzekov!
each one wearing a different CCCP fitba top! they were so happy! 
Course they're divorced noo!
 I can confirm however -
There is absolutely no chance what so ever that I will be playing "murder baw" at the perth gymnasium upon my return.
I doubt I'll even ever be in it unless teher is something good on the telly. |
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| Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:23 pm |
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| Gaffy |
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Och, I thought that was going to be a nice story, with a happy ending. But of course, it wasn't. Why can't we all just get on?
Anyway, onto the subject matter of this thread.....
Round 2
Summary:-
He beat some boy from an area of the world we've visited a lot over the last few years and will play in Round Three
Report on Round Three shall follow in due course |
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| Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:00 pm |
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| VimVanBB |
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 Phewee!
Its fair to say that your summation of the actualities of the second round encounter are/is more entertaining than the rubber itself.
its also much more entertaining than Andy "tennisista since he was a spunk" Murray interview!
more importantly Gaffy Maskill any wifie reports?
 Is Daniella Hantchucova still in?
What about Yvonne Gollieswarm?
 Betty Stove?
In teh interest of equality please provide a more comprehensive coverage.
Aye obvioulsy Im no interested in the Shemales or ugly burds left in
so just keep the score coming til all the hotties are knocked oot and its just the usual selection of carpet chompers with gigantic gunboats like popeye. |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:41 pm |
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Vim thank you for your kind comments. It's good to know that my hours of research are appreciated. Today's report will be brief, coming as it is from my wife's phone and it takes forever to type things in. Why, I hear you ask. Well, I need a new adaptor for my laptop and Chas/Charlie/Chasman Seeeeevright closes his piggin shop at 4 on a Saturday and nobody told me this. Anyway...
Round 3
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Th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th Andy's performance was scorchio and the Spaniard was sent packing.
Report on Round Four shall follow in due course (with some wife stuff)
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| Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 7:47 pm |
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Have acquired myself a temporary adaptor from aforementioned computer stuff outlet...
I would just like to thank you for your patience. It must have been murder not knowing what was going on.
Round 4 to Semi-Final
Summary:-
Won them all and marches onto the final to face Nomatch Forscotchovich
In the words of Margot Wells during the 100m final at the 1980 Moscow Olympics "Come on Allan" (substitute Andy for Allan where appropriate - i.e. now).    |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:07 pm |
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Oh crap! He lost.
Thanks for tuning in to my tournament reports. You've been a wonderful audience. It's been special. |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:02 pm |
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| Gaffy wrote: |
Oh crap! He lost.
Thanks for tuning in to my tournament reports. You've been a wonderful audience. It's been special. |
Enjoyed the reports.  Will this be a regular feature |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:53 pm |
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| Posted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:23 pm |
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I wonder if it would be helpful if Andy might remove his silver spoon prior to entering the arena?
His petulant greeting,foot stomping and cussing was just the inspiration his opponent needed and frankly made it impossible to even cheer for him or be disappointed.
It might also be an idea to tell his mammy to stay at home and maybe even take her sex life out of the freezer for a couple of months. that might cheer up her puss?
Put simply Andy is a spoilt wee tosser with the heart of a moose. He's been a tennis player since he was a sperm and like tiger wid has no personality of his own.
He needs to stop worrying about offending the british, get himself into a tartan t shirt and hire "mad Willie" the janny from the simpsons as a life coach.
On a positive note - excellent reporting and I look forward to you branching out into curling, lacrosse and womens netball superleague?
Id like to bid for the franchise on the Darts super league and maybe even pot black against the clock! |
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