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Good Luck to Jailer tonight as he comes out of retirement to lead the Bankfoot attack v the Jeanie. clap

Sweepy starting at 2 minutes for a groin strain throught to 20 minutes - knackered.

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messi

You have got a sair back because you have been carrying the 6s team all season, especially the young ones Laughing

jailer

Bankfoot 5 Jeanfield 3

Trialist (me) scores in the 1st min with his first touch of the ball with a glancing header which nestled in the corner of the net giving the keeper no chance. At that point as I waited for the alarm to go off but it didn't. Laughing

The Jailer was back. gd job

Jeanfield after the shock of the old baldy codger with the gammy hip scoring slowly came back into the game and scored two quick goals. The young Bankfoot players rose to the challenge and quickly replied with three goals giving Bankiies a 4-2 lead at half time.

After some resuscitation at half time the weary trialist went back on to the park with the promise of 15mins and his shift was over. about time

However before the cameo was over the jailer had time to beat the off side trap before hammering home an unstoppable left footer before heading off to celebrate with Old Mailer who couldn't believe what he was witnessing. ur the man

The job done the jailer hobbled off to a rousing ovation from the Bankies Loyal. Wink

Jeanfield pulled one back but the game was over and with the old hip screaming and contract offer in hand I headed home for a well deserved bath and beer

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messi

Jees Jailer!

The Preds are getting dusted down as we speak, are you needing a strike partner? or sweeper at least Laughing

I hope you told Wee Jailer on the way home who is still the best player is in the Jailer Hoose!

Wee Messie still needs to be convinced!

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nipper

Mailer, never thought 4 a minute u could last that long in such a competitive game. zipit

I had to pop into the jail 4 some business, where Glen was quick 2 tell all about it. Have to keep eye out 4 report on the local rag (pa ) clap

jailer

Official Match Report from Bankoot website.

http://www.webteams.co.uk/MatchReport.aspx?team=bankfootathleticjfc&mid=match35.xml

VimVanBB

Jeanfield match report;

Mad

Management team had difficult task persuading the boys to sky+ the champs league and come out for a game.
fortunatley they did turn up like pretendy real players with ties and big huge headphones and wee girly toilet bags, every colour of boots but black and everyhing. Rolling Eyes

Manager then tried to calm the lads down after they spotted Bankfoot had hardly any players and had picked a guy old enough to be their dad. unknown to the lads the dad guy had actually played along side some of their grand dads Exclamation

Manager outlined formation 4-1-3-2 like the real football and like what he had seen on match of the day at weekend.
Plan is to shell the ball from every position on the pitch as far forward as possible with as much snow on it as possible. This would cause the midfielders to get a right sair neck watching the ball travel back forward above them.
Shocked

After only a minute old guy from the other team scored with a deflected spawny heider Mad

this was cause of rubbishy play from the full back who failed to half the opposing winger as instructed in the managers wee notebook like the real football have.
Then all over them scored brilliant silky skilled goals.
Then they scored more goals than us.
In second half old guy scores with deflected shot which caught the wind and swerved fooling the goalie. Evil or Very Mad

Rubbishy goalkeeping but spawny goal. Mad

Full time got beat - the lads were gutted to lose but quite glad the old guys mad mental case pal who is a trainer for the other team didnt get a game even tho he is much younger.
The lads had a shower and went home. Twisted Evil

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jailer

I'll need to keep this short as someone is chipping away at my hip with a hammer and chisel. crying

Just like the good old days with chipper in goals, Miller in midfield and the Jailer up front. Laughing

Bankies 4 Scone 0

Chipper kept a clean sheet, Miller was sent off and the Jailer scored an over head kick, it was just like it used to be. Very Happy

To sore at the moment. Full report later.

VimVanBB

Reports on this later encounter are sketchy and difficult to come by, indeed the latest events in Damascus and Misrata are clearer.

Shocked

Once again Plum had trouble pulling together a full squad but the now legendary veteran utility player JT was called in.
Only after phoning Ernie walker to make sure it was ok for him to play though; Ernie said it was ok cos Jim Farry and Bob Crampsie are now deid and no one can actually mind of him ever being a legend at the mighty mo.
Bouyed with new found enthusiasm and keen to be young lad lookee likee JT emptied the wifes make up bag and dug out his old sony walkman!

Bankies had given him the shirt number from the year of his birth 67, the number is to be retired at the end of the season in in tribute.

Shocked

Bankies shirt printing services had trouble fitting the other trialists full name on the jersey; "psychopathicmaniacalnutjob" after some advice from Chicaritto at man u became Miller. Twisted Evil

the match itself was true to form; mailer basically unmarked for most of his time on the pitch; the tackle from behind now an official offence has basically rekindled his love of the game and even glen hoddle could score a header in todays juniors. As it was this weeks counter was ala nikita Jellyfish slow motion over the shoulder type hitch kick, false hips have there uses. Rolling Eyes

Miller made his customary exit having fallen out with everyone during the kick about including the old guy selling pies and the wifie who runs the cub pack down the street. needless to say he got first rake in Mrs jailers make up bag and use of the soap. Rolling Eyes

This week could be the final installment of the JT indian summer but its el classico part ten in the campeones league so probably even less folk will be interested. miller is suspended Rolling Eyes

jailer

http://www.webteams.co.uk/MatchReport.aspx?team=bankfootathleticjfc&mid=match38.xml

Report of the goals from the game from the Bankies website. VinVanBB you'll love it. Laughing

If the body recovers I might have another game on Saturday but not sure how long I can keep this goal scoring form up. Confused

Might have to retire gracefully in a couple of weeks although Del McInnes is looking for a striker. Wink

VimVanBB

i cannae say fairer than that!
Shocked

without actually attending any of the veteran JT comeback matches and using only historical data and anecdotal evidence I have been able to scientifically construct an accurate summary of both matches Shocked

using just my imagination and the simple theory that "the best predictor of future behaviour is past behaviour Exclamation

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Therefore I suggest that
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it is likely that JT will score again in his final trialist appearance for Bankfoot.
Sad

His hip will start playing up and he'll no be able to play even geriatric murder ba in the gym at work for about a month.
Evil or Very Mad

Miller will continue to be sent off playing the like of subutteo, blow fitba and Sega world mundial copa and will be banned sine die from snakes and ladders.
Razz

JT will initaite an over forties tartan army cup, hosted at Perth, sponsored by some dodgy sports company that Plum has contacts too and called the "Jocks mini bus trophy."
Very Happy

JT win the inaugural event!!
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